Thou shall not

  1. Thou shall not sneak out while parent are sleeping. [Why wait?]
  2. Thou shall not steal from K-mart. [Wal-mart has a bigger selection]
  3. Thou shall not do drugs. [Alcohol last longer]
  4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. [Destruction has a bigger effect]
  5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents. [Everyone knows that grandma has more money]
  6. Thou shall not get in a fight. [Just start them]
  7. Thou shall not skip class. [Just take the whole day off]
  8. Thou shall not strip in class. [Hotter pay more]
  9. Thou shall not think about having sex. [As Nike say, ‘Just do it!’]
  10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. [Just leave them in the middle]

PS: Purely for fun.

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