Funny Laws

Well, I’m sure someone thought I’m dead since this blog is not updated for more than a month (Or maybe two). Then, here I am, alive and ready to throw everyone a salmon… -Saw Seicami rushed towards me with a knife-

Uhh, okay! Let’s get back to topic as usual! This was a very very old post in our guild Aetherius but I don’t many read it before or even outsiders heard about it.

Some of the laws are true but not sure for the rest. Still, it’ll make a good laugh for sure (Which is the real intention for me to share it). So there you go!

USA Law

Tucson:
Women may not wear pants

Arizona:
Hunting camels is prohibited.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

NY:
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Alabama:
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Texas:
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

Utah:
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
It is against the law to fish from horseback.

Florida:
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to sell your children.

California:
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

Other Countries

Singapore:
Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, “I am a litterer.

Australia:
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay.
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.

France:
No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.

Germany:
It is illegal for ones car to run out of gas on the Autobahn.
Every office must have a view of the sky, however small.
A pillow can be considered a “passive” weapon.

Swaziland:
Any woman who wears pants faces a possible punishment of having the pants ripped off her and torn to pieces by soldiers.

Sweden:
While prostitution is legal, it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.

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4 responses

  1. Are you serious about these laws? It seem outrageous and weird at the same time.

    1. I’m glad that you like it. ^^

  2. i just can comfirmed that the singapore second laws is correct.

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